They got an autistic drummer
Hitting all but the drums
They got a down syndrome singer
Mother fucker thinks he's axl rose
Theres a blind and deaf guitarist
Who keeps playing outta key
And a piss pants bassist
With some god damn disease

They can't form a sentence
And they can't dress themselves
Let me introduce to you
The band straight out of hell

The band of retards
Band of cock sucking retarded pricks
The band of retards
They think they're all that
But they're just mother fucking dicks

Well, their bassist spewed up
On a fucking pint of piss
And he was just replaced
By a brain damaged midget
He sticks his finger up his ass
Covers his face with shit
And he jumps around the stage
Like a stupid little pansy

They can't tie their shoes
They drool on themselves
Let's throw some broken glass at the band
Who spawned straight out of hell

The band of retards
Band of cock sucking retarded pricks
The band of retards
They think they're all that
But they're just mother fucking dicks
The band of retards
Couldn't even get a bronze
In the special olympics

They can't control
When they piss or shit
They're never gonna have
Any mother fucking hits
But their so god damn stupid
That they'll never realise
They're just stupid retards
And they were never liked

They can't tie their shoes
Can't control their actions
So without further to do
Let's introduce the band
Straight from the asylum

The band of retards
Band of cock sucking retarded pricks
The band of retards
They think they're all that
But they're just mother fucking dicks
The band of retards
Couldn't even get a bronze
In the special olympics

The band of retards
Band of cock sucking retarded pricks
The band of retards
They think they're all that
But they're just mother fucking dicks
The band of retards
Couldn't even get a bronze
In the special olympics

THE BAND OF FUCKING RETARDS